April 2012
‘I never said she stole my money’
‘I never said she stole stole my money’
‘I never said she stole my money’
’ I never said she stole my money’
‘I never said she stole my money’
‘I never said she stole my money’
‘I never said she stole my money’
Depending on the emphasis of the word in the sentence, this sentence gains seven different meanings. Wow.
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate it when people invite themselves along to places, if you’re not asked specifically, ‘hi, X, fancy coming out on so and so for my birthday?’ You’re not going. This is going to be awful unless someone says something :/ *facepalm*